SLERF airdrop burn

Dashboard oopsie: twenty-two instructions, four programs, and enough account churn to make an incident responder squint. The contrast is the joke. A real exploit template usually fans value outward through privileged state changes, obscure program hops, or failed control points. Here, nothing reverted, compute stayed modest, and the money flow was boringly symmetric: a stack of token accounts holding roughly 0.002 SOL each was closed, their rent deposits vacuumed back to the signer, producing a net gain of about 0.018 SOL minus an 8,552-lamport fee. The mystery program appears once, the token program does the heavy lifting, and the system program settles the bookkeeping. Result: housekeeping dressed like intrigue.